While prowling the urban jungles of America, you may be blessed to see a very rare specimen: the camel toe in jeans. I personally have been "fortunate" enough to witness this sight on several occasions. And after all sightings, I have been left wondering just what it was I saw.
It is quite possible to have a camel toe wearing other types of material; spandex, for one, is pretty unforgiving, and camel toes are pretty much inevitable if you decide to wear a spandex jumpsuit. Denim, however, should never fall prey to the camel toe. Denim is non-conforming, it's bulky, it should never be so tight that a camel toe can form. Camel toes in jeans pretty much defy all kinds of rules...rules that should never ever be broken.
So just imagine my horror at seeing a camel toe in jeans walking my way. No really, imagine it. And then, once the image has been seared into your brain, never let it happen to you.
HOLY CRAP mallory did you google camel toe + jeans ?? lol mal *applauding*
ReplyDeleteAny non-feminine man or butch lesbian with buckets of testosterone will be attracted to clothing that hints toward the presence of sex organs. Get a clue. Any man who condones your sweat pants and food-stained tee shirt is probably not making you scream bloody murder in the bedroom as you have not tormented him all day with your sexuality. You sound like a Jehovahs Witness. I bet you have hairy legs and armpits. Enjoy solitude. :)
ReplyDeletei sense the sarcasm here. let's be friends
ReplyDeleteVery rare to see indeed. I remember once talking and then dancing with a gal that had a pair of shorts and body like the one pictured. She was a fun to be around. She ended up having to pull down or tug at her shorts a number of times later in the evening.
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