Wholphins

Wholphin (center)

Wow, look at that wholphin. See how much bigger it is than those other, non-hybrid dolphins? And so much more graceful too. Too bad it's all a lie. Wholphins are still dolphins, despite what I used to think. A wholphin is a bottlenose dolphin + a false killer whale, which is actually another type of dolphin. So it's still....dolphin. How confusing! I feel betrayed.

What's worse is that this wholphin had a baby with a bottlenose dolphin, making its baby 3/4 bottlenose and 1/4 false killer whale.

This is just getting ridiculous.