You know how Dove Promises candies have sayings on the inside of the wrapper? Like on Valentine's Day, they have cute or romantic sayings that just make you go "aww!" Well I found out that they also have sayings on the fall edition of Dove Promises. And they don't make you go "aww." They're more like "what?"
A sample of the ones I got recently:
"Fly kites in an azure blue sky."
"The wind tells a story, listen."
Are there tears in your eyes yet? What the heck is this! Are we in Pocahontas? Are these supposed to brighten my day? I'm so confused. Dove, if you really want to make fall edition sayings, maybe you should try these:
"Who doesn't love pumpkins!"
"Those leaves aren't going to rake themselves..."
"Bitch, stop eating. It's not time to hibernate yet."
On second thought, maybe Dove's sayings are ok. At least they're not offensive.
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